March 8, 2008122. When a man Asks another man to get him a beer before he gets to the bar he must speed up to a speed of 75mph (Note: if the speed limit is above 65 he must then travel at a rate of 95mph)and man law 54 is in affect and said man is under assumption that he knows this man law.
123.When in the Texas hill Country says they do not carry shiner bock you must leave the store within 5 min and find the nearest store that will carry said beer. The only Exception to this rule is if you forgot that they store the ice inside and if a very hot chick walks in with the same interest as you I.E Dodges, Quads,FootBall,ect. ect.